I just cannot let this go!

You know what? Fuck the high road. I cannot let a simple “short and succinct” statement act as my single response to John Kennedy. In particular, I can’t let “positive aggression” get away.

POSITIVE AGGRESSION?

Positive aggression is an oxymoron. In fact, it’s more than oxymoron. It’s a fucking-doesn’t-make-sense-moron. There is no such thing as positive aggression. Aggression by nature is negative, it’s not a positive force. Punching someone in the face and kicking them in the stomach is not positive! That’s like saying “I have positive murderous tendencies okay? I slaughter people in a good way.” I’M DEXTER FUCKING MORGAN.

“It’s not with the intent to hurt - it’s a way to show support and respect to your scene.”

Okay then, so basically what John Kennedy is saying is that when you punch someone in the face, you’re not “hurting” them, you’re giving them a giant hardcore hug as support for the scene. Yeeeah, that’s shit. That’s absolute shit. That’s some pathetic idiot who makes shit up to justify his actions because he can’t stand the fact that he is a douchebag. If John Kennedy and his posse want to be douchebags, at least have the guts to own up to being jerks. Hiding behind the banner of “positivity through aggression” is taking the pussy approach. In the words of my beloved Pullo: “Juno’s cunt.”

Also, taking a kick to the head, regardless of whether it was intended to hurt, STILL HURTS. My concussion isn’t going to be placated with the knowledge that it was intended as a message of positivity and unity.

“Hardcore isn’t about violence.”

It’s not? Then why the need for aggression? Ahem, positive aggression? Aggression is a by-product of violence! The most perplexing thing about a hardcore pit is this: what motivates people to act like apes in the pit when the music comes on? Hardcore dancing has nothing to do with beats or rhythm, so if it’s not about attacking people, what is it about? I don’t listen to Take That and feel motivated to do scissorkicks and windmills. But then again, I don’t subscribe to any scene that makes excuses to hurt people. I take my positive aggression elsewhere.

“I’m Miss Nihilist. I like to listen to hardcore and write letters to pen pals. Sometimes I read a book, cook, or paint a picture.”

GASP! I’m so out of the hardcore club. I’m not supportive or unified enough for those wild catz.

And it goes without saying: JOHN KENNEDY IS THE BIGGEST FUCKING IDIOT IN THE WORLD. FUCKING BAG OF DOUCHE.