Happy Halloween-o boys and girls!
So, I’d like to discuss this Halloween phenomenon where women dress up like whores. Slutty Nurses. Prostitutes (including burlesque dancers/whores or other “working” girls throughout the ages). Strippers. Did I already mention the slutty nurse? Jailbait. Slutty witch. You get the idea.
Halloween is based on a simple idea: you dress up as something you aren’t normally 364 days of the year. Yeah, it also has something to do with druids and Samhain, but that’s history and we’re not talking history right now. Dita Von Teese is a professional burlesque and fetish model and dancer. Dita has made a living out of dressing in scandalously revealing outfits, or large ornamental 364 days of the year. I evidently feel close enough to Dita to call her Dita! So this Halloween? She is wearing jeans and a t-shirt. Dita’s got the Halloween spirit down.
Nos-Chin? Not so much. Today he’s still sporting his Chinese vampire outfit. I tried explaining to him but he just turned all red. Don’t say anything to him, but I don’t think he owns anything else! So we’ll make allowances for our dear Nos-Chin.
Same goes for all those slutty women out there. They view Halloween as an opportunity to wear a whorish outfit. But honey – you’re already a whore 364 days of the year. Now you’re just a whore wearing a garish outfit. So why not cover up, wear a Dr. Gadget trenchcoat, and truly embrace what Halloween is about!?
What’s that? You want to know what Miss Nihilist dressed up as today?
A nice person.
Friday, October 31, 2008
I'll show you shouting...!
Le poncho pense qu'il sait le français mais il ne savent rien.
Il poncio ha una testa grande.
De poncho maakt zijn broek en zijn bed nat.
Il poncio rende l'orso grumpy arrabbiato.
O poncho é um dink tão silly às vezes.
Poncho του σκέφτεται αστείου αλλά κανένας γελά στα αστεία του.
Take that.
Il poncio ha una testa grande.
De poncho maakt zijn broek en zijn bed nat.
Il poncio rende l'orso grumpy arrabbiato.
O poncho é um dink tão silly às vezes.
Poncho του σκέφτεται αστείου αλλά κανένας γελά στα αστεία του.
Take that.
Thursday, October 30, 2008
How do you say "I am fucking awesome" in Pig Latin-ey?
It's been a while readers. I know, I know, I sort of kind of, sometimes, maybe miss you too. But that's okay, if I concentrate hard enough, I forget about it.
However, I assure you: I have spent my time away from my blog usefully and productively. How you ask? Well! Miss Nihilist has become multi-lingual! YAY for me! Here is some examples of my multi-language-ass-kicking capabilities!
1) 我是錯過虛無主義者。 聽到我咆哮。
2) Ik ben juffrouwnihilist. Hoor me gebrul.
3) Je suis nihiliste de manque. Entendez-moi hurler.
4) Ich bin Fehlnihilist. Hören Sie mich zu brüllen.
5) Είμαι νιχιλιστής δεσποινίδας. Με ακούστε βρυχηθμός.
6) Sono nihilist di mancanza. Sentalo ruggire.
7) 私は失敗のnihilist である。私がとどろくのを聞きなさい。
8) 나는 미스 XX일잇t 이다. 나가 포효할것을 들으십시요.
9) Eu sou nihilist da falta. Ouça-me rujir.
10) Я nihilist несоосности. Те, что я реву.
11) Soy nihilista de la falta. Óigame rugir
Fuck, I'm gooooood.
However, I assure you: I have spent my time away from my blog usefully and productively. How you ask? Well! Miss Nihilist has become multi-lingual! YAY for me! Here is some examples of my multi-language-ass-kicking capabilities!
1) 我是錯過虛無主義者。 聽到我咆哮。
2) Ik ben juffrouwnihilist. Hoor me gebrul.
3) Je suis nihiliste de manque. Entendez-moi hurler.
4) Ich bin Fehlnihilist. Hören Sie mich zu brüllen.
5) Είμαι νιχιλιστής δεσποινίδας. Με ακούστε βρυχηθμός.
6) Sono nihilist di mancanza. Sentalo ruggire.
7) 私は失敗のnihilist である。私がとどろくのを聞きなさい。
8) 나는 미스 XX일잇t 이다. 나가 포효할것을 들으십시요.
9) Eu sou nihilist da falta. Ouça-me rujir.
10) Я nihilist несоосности. Те, что я реву.
11) Soy nihilista de la falta. Óigame rugir
Fuck, I'm gooooood.
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