So… pssst… did you hear? God hates Canada.
He does?! He does!
Why does God hate Canada? Is it because of our sickeningly sweet maple syrup? Our Clamato juice? Is it because of the creation of hockey? Because I swear god, I didn’t invent it! Pamela Anderson? HAH! She’s barely Canadian. Newfies? I don’t know where they came from either…. The maple leaf? Geese? The goddamn toonie?!!
No, God hates Canada because it’s the “Land of the Sodomites.” No seriously.
Eh? okay then. I’d rather have sodomites than have George Bush. Or freakish fundamentalist cults made up of 1 person and his extended family.
So yay for Canada and it’s Sodomites!
Friday, August 08, 2008
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2 comments:
People are so strangte. why is it that in this day and age so many peopel are stillso ignorant.
I agree, Canada does not have George Bush. So yah for Canada.
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