Now the look on Hayden’s face is clearly one of horror. What does a young Hollywood starlet have to be horrified about? Quick, here’s a pop quiz!! Is she thinking….
a) “Yeeuch Milo! I don’t know where your junk has been but I’m not putting it in my mouth!” as she reaches for the hand sanitizer and prays for the germ fighting action of Lysol?
b) “Yeeuch! I just caught my reflection and holy shit, I’m about 14 years too old to be wearing this outfit! I lost my opportunity to be a ballerina when I decided to pimp myself out for a living.”
c) “Yeeuch! I just realized that I put out the crappiest song EVER and am wasting precious minutes of peoples’ lives all around the world? I must die for this crime against humanity.”
d) “Yeeuch! Sharpies! Oh no! Sharpies! I have an irrational fear of those David Beckham endorsed products!.”
e) “Yeeuch! Prunes. Prunes. Prunes. It's not working! I'm not sure what those Olson twins are thinking. No more Full House for you bitches!!”
If you answered all of the above, you’d be correct.
2 comments:
Thank you for coming back Miss Nihilist. Its great to hear your side of things again.
I think it was her need to go to the bathroom and she went in a little cup backstage and need to clean up after herself. What do you think??
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