So…err… I’d normally have some rantfest about the latest round of bitches I’ve dated except…. I haven’t been able to leave my car coffin for 4 days now. It’s +50 degrees out here, I don’t have any water, I’m wearing black, and I don’t know what fresh air smells/feels like anymore. I’m suffocating… If I was made out of plastic, I’d be melted by now! Instead I have a metal hook through my head – a METAL HOOK! Do you know what happens to metal in the sun? IT HEATS UP. I’ve got a fucking oven shoved through my brain!
Come back guys…. Please don’t leave me in here… I’m sorry I called you bozos…….
Friday, July 04, 2008
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Don't worry Nos-Chin, were coming for ya.
You have a car coffin!! HOw cool is that?? Oh sorry I mean how hot is that?
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