Top 5 Dreamjobs if I lived in a perfect world, was a much braver and courageous person, and had lady luck on my side:

1) Music journalist.
2) Hardcore vocalist of a band that recieved numerous references to rise against, was liked by rise against, and played with rise against A LOT. And alexis would be on the bill. And so would Atreyu. And I would want to cry ALL THE TIME I would be so happy.
3) Author. Not a best-selling one like Danielle Steel because I am hardly one for the huge masses but an author with a huge cult following. My novels could be like the “Donnie Darko” or “Rocky Horror Picture Show” of books.
4) Independent music store owner. Exactly like Empire Records. But minus “The man” getting me down.
5) Music A&R Rep. I know what good music is, and frankly the bands that are getting signed just aren’t it. Whoever is responsible for Nickelback, I would really like to challenge you to a duel. C’mon! Sushi eating contest. I kick you in your balls.