If Lee ever needs help editing his Ross Shep alumni page, here is just one of many examples I would suggest:

I am currently in the med program at the University of Alberta. I decided I wanted to become a doctor because it was the only way I could touch and see naked bodies. It doesn't matter if they are male or female. I like them all. I don't discriminate. I love everyone.

Also, I realized that I had no use for my penis so I donated it away for medical research purposes. However, researchers said my penis was too small for any use at all. Now I am a eunuch.

E-mail me Lee, I've got lots of more ideas.