I want to take a moment to discuss a new phenomenon that I wasn’t even aware existed: SPAM BLOGGING.

Now, I have been a victim of spam blogging and I don’t like it. I don’t like it at all. I put my foot down at it, and foam at the mouth at the thought of it, and shake my index finger at it until my head explodes. Now, if my spam blogger was the type of person who could read my blog and appreciate my sheer brilliance, then I would be all for it. However, my spam blogger was not the type of person who could appreciate my sheer brilliance. In fact, I doubt my spam blogger’s capacity to understand my blogginess, much less marvel at its pure genius. As evidenced by my spam blogger’s ESL-filled mumble jumble of words, he/she probably copied words from various places until they created a barely-coherant message. What really bugs me is that he/she had the audacity to advertise google! Google is its own advertising machine! It certainly does not need the power of spam blogging to enhance its image. Google is pervasive; it exists without the need for spam blogging. Don’t do it, I don’t like it!

Now added onto my list of things I hate: SPAM BLOGGING. So take that, you nameless, faceless, incapable of writing English turdface!