HAPPY NEW YEAR SUCKAS.

Well, well, well! I've had a lot of traffic come through my blog over the last week. And yes, considering that I am lucky to have maybe 2 people read my words on a regular basis, 4 anonymous commenters count as "a lot of traffic". What can I say? I'm easily satisfied. And easily amused. You should see me with a sheet of bubble wrap--hours of joy and fun!

HELLO commentators! I've already responded to the nay-sayers out there, but to the other two commentators who seem to appreciate my genius: top of the morning to ya! However, all commentators are welcome, assfaces or not.

Now, I'm thinking that the flux of commentators is directly related to my slagging of Leah Miller. Now look at that! Leah Miller is good for something. It certainly isn't hosting things on TV or serving any need whatsoever in society, but she does bring haters and lovers alike together on the internet. YAY!

What I'd like to know is: are you just popping by for a visit? Or do you plan on swinging by on a semi-regular basis? My husband is obligated to love me regardless of the verbal diarrea that comes out, but you visiters? OH THE PRESSURE! I can't stand it! FOUR visiters?! My head is getting so big, I can't fit it through the door anymore. Oh dear.
Ah well, I shall just have to get used to this sudden popularity. Or used to the equally as sudden lack of popularity. Public love, you're so fleeting.

Okay, okay, time to get back on track. It's New Years Eve today. WTF? It was just Christmas yesterday. And before that?! St. Paddy's day. Where does the time go? Down the drain, down the drain. Regardless, tomorrow I will wake up and it'll be the first day of 2010. And as much as I'd like to stop time because frankly, I like being the age I am currently, I haven't been able to invent the time-stoppage machine that I've been working on. But I persist, and it'll happen, and on that day, I'll be young forever. *insert evil and/or manical laughter here*.

I'll be serious for a moment here. 2009 sucked. It was the year of suckage. It was the the suckage year to end all suckage years. So I have high hopes for you 2010! Don't let me down. But in order for 2010 to be a truly stellar year, the following things need to happen:

1) Leah Miller needs to be taken off tv. DUH. I'm looking at you CTV! Cease and desist with the killing of my eyes. I've only got two and I'm fairly fond of them. And since I've already prayed for ghost horses, I'm wishing for evil leprechauns to lucky charm her to oblivion.

2) Find some sort of loop hole so that David Tennant can resume his duties as the Doctor. He's delicious. And while we're at that, bring Ianto Jones, Toshiko Sato, and Owen Harper back to Torchwood. Please and thank you!

3) James McAvoy. Lee Pace. David Tennant. Alexander Skaarsgard. Joseph Gordon-Levitt. John Barrowman. Matt Bomer. Taylor Kitsch. Find some way for me to engage in very naughty, naughty activies with the aforementioned men. (this is written in invisible internet ink--hear that husband of mine? INVISIBLE INK. Which means that you didn't see anything....)

4) Veronica Mars to come back on air. Oh, and BSG of course.

5) Teenagers and adults STOP reading Twilight immediately and start reading/loving a far superior book that doesn't turn them into mindless, obedient idiots who seem to only have a 34% comprehension rate of the english language. And that 34% is me being generous. While I'm thrilled that kids are reading, my perfect 2010 is filled with kids reading something else. My suggestion is the Hunger Games, but really, anything is better.

6) Michael Bay STOPS making Transformers movies. The first one came, it was mildly amusing for 3 seconds, now let's stop it please. No more. Oh, and people stop casting Megan Fox.

7) I get a 567% raise and a job that is 340394095% better than my current one. Hell, I'll even settle for a 105%.

8) I get a working visa to live/work in the UK. Trousers, bollocks, coppers, BBC, blimey, banger, bugger, and solicitor--here I come! However, in 2010 when I live in the UK, I learn much, much, much better words than those ones. It's clear that my knowledge of UK vocab is juvenile at best. It'll probably take me 6 months to learn water closet. I'm a slow learner. A quarter of a lifetime and I just learned how to count. i'm daft that way.

9) An end to war, poverty, pestilence, AIDS, cancer, etc.... WHAT? I'm not completely self-centred. I have a tiny, tiny bone--probably somewhere in my big toe--that does think about the world occasionally. Sometimes. Now and then. Maybe.

10) The USA gets its head screwed on straight and votes FOR gay marriage. I won't diminish this with snark because it's something that needs to happen. RIGHT NOW.

And that's it. That's my wishlist for 2010! Now powers that be, make it happen! I'll just be sitting here expecting and waiting.

What are you hoping will happen in 2010?