Howl-ween.

Happy Halloween-o boys and girls!

So, I’d like to discuss this Halloween phenomenon where women dress up like whores. Slutty Nurses. Prostitutes (including burlesque dancers/whores or other “working” girls throughout the ages). Strippers. Did I already mention the slutty nurse? Jailbait. Slutty witch. You get the idea.

Halloween is based on a simple idea: you dress up as something you aren’t normally 364 days of the year. Yeah, it also has something to do with druids and Samhain, but that’s history and we’re not talking history right now. Dita Von Teese is a professional burlesque and fetish model and dancer. Dita has made a living out of dressing in scandalously revealing outfits, or large ornamental 364 days of the year. I evidently feel close enough to Dita to call her Dita! So this Halloween? She is wearing jeans and a t-shirt. Dita’s got the Halloween spirit down.

Nos-Chin? Not so much. Today he’s still sporting his Chinese vampire outfit. I tried explaining to him but he just turned all red. Don’t say anything to him, but I don’t think he owns anything else! So we’ll make allowances for our dear Nos-Chin.

Same goes for all those slutty women out there. They view Halloween as an opportunity to wear a whorish outfit. But honey – you’re already a whore 364 days of the year. Now you’re just a whore wearing a garish outfit. So why not cover up, wear a Dr. Gadget trenchcoat, and truly embrace what Halloween is about!?

What’s that? You want to know what Miss Nihilist dressed up as today?

A nice person.