How do you say "I am fucking awesome" in Pig Latin-ey?

It's been a while readers. I know, I know, I sort of kind of, sometimes, maybe miss you too. But that's okay, if I concentrate hard enough, I forget about it.

However, I assure you: I have spent my time away from my blog usefully and productively. How you ask? Well! Miss Nihilist has become multi-lingual! YAY for me! Here is some examples of my multi-language-ass-kicking capabilities!

1) 我是錯過虛無主義者。 聽到我咆哮。
2) Ik ben juffrouwnihilist. Hoor me gebrul.
3) Je suis nihiliste de manque. Entendez-moi hurler.
4) Ich bin Fehlnihilist. Hören Sie mich zu brüllen.
5) Είμαι νιχιλιστής δεσποινίδας. Με ακούστε βρυχηθμός.
6) Sono nihilist di mancanza. Sentalo ruggire.
7) 私は失敗のnihilist である。私がとどろくのを聞きなさい。
8) 나는 미스 XX일잇t 이다. 나가 포효할것을 들으십시요.
9) Eu sou nihilist da falta. Ouça-me rujir.
10) Я nihilist несоосности. Те, что я реву.
11) Soy nihilista de la falta. Óigame rugir

Fuck, I'm gooooood.