Wednesday, August 27, 2008

Leave a message after the beep!

Hi, you’ve reached the voiceblog of Miss Nihilist. I’m away from my blog at the moment because well, I have a life and I don’t need to explain myself to you readers (!), so leave me a message after the period.

If you need some sarcasm and Miss Nihilist snark in the meantime, choose from one of the below:

1) I’d rather poke my eyes out with forks.
2) Oh gods, did you see the monstrosity that she’s/he’s wearing? It looks like a dead animal.
3) Beep, beep, beep means I cut you!
4) Snarky Snarkerson says shut the snark up!
5) Fucking dumbass douchebags!

PERIOD.

1 comment:

Unknown said...

O how I have missed thy snarkness