Unabridged and Complete

So last night, I pulled a minor Hoa. I think it’s human nature to pull a Hoa once in a while, but if you are Hoa, whew, that’s a crying shame. Look out.

Where was I? Oh yeah, I pulled a Hoa… oh… what’s a pulling a Hoa you ask? Well, let’s pull out the Miss Nihilist dictionary and I’ll tell ya. Pulling a Hoa…. A…asshole….asswipe….J….jesus fuck…..oh, yes, here’s the P’s…..

Miss Nihilist’s Dictionary Unabridged (v 1.1)
Main Entry: Pulling a Hoa
Pronunciation: ‘pullin’ a Ho’a
Function: verb
Etymology: alteration of hoa-ology (to worship at the altar of Hoa), see also: Hoa-ism (noun), Hoa-rrific (adverb), Hoa-tastic (adverb), Hoa-nnoying (adverb), hoa-like (adjective), hoa-ness (adjective)
Origin Date: 2005-2008

1. To delude yourself into believing your shit life is blissful and happy: She pulled a Hoa when she asserted her angry, beating husband was a great father and person.
2. To take full advantage of people, their time, and resources – all without an ounce of gratitude: She pulled a Hoa when I babysat her children and she didn’t even say thank you.
3. To believe that your life, your problems, and your time is better, more valuable, and more important than anybody else’s: She told me that she was so much busier than I could ever be; what a Hoa!
4. To have people wait on you hand and foot like a child, but constantly complain that you are hard-done by: She’s pulling a Hoa again! My dad is cooking her meals and doing her dishes, but she still complains about being too busy.

Synonyms: devil, hitler, soulless demon, twat, cow, fucking whore bitch
Antonyms: considerate, human, possessing of a soul/heart, caring, understanding, compassionate

I think that’s enough for one day. Tomorrow, I’ll teach you how to use the term “bacon tits” in a sentence! Until next time kiddos.