A day in the life....

Here’s a day in the life of Miss Nihilist:

- I wake up, it’s about 9:30-10:00 AM and I’ve slept hard. I’m energetic for a fresh new day. I shower, have a delicious healthy breakfast and get dressed. I hop into my sleek Golf, and drive to a location downtown.
- I get a call from Dallas, he’s running late to the photoshoot, so I set up my equipment and wait for him. He arrives, huffy and annoyed. He tells me that it’s Yoko’s fault that he’s late because she wouldn’t stop prepping her perfectly patented whore hair in the bathroom. I tell Dallas to dump her skanky ass and he immediately calls her and dumps her flat out. What follows is a great photoshoot. He plays me some of the songs he’s working on, and we laugh a lot since we’re great, great friends. Dallas feels free and independent because Yoko Ono was cramping his style for a long while. He feels better than he’s felt in years.
- When the photoshoot ends, I check my phone. I have several different voicemails from many people including Tim, the guys from alexis, Ryan Gosling, James McAvoy, Kristen Bell, and Davey from Beat Union. Tim wants me to go on tour with rise against for the summer, snapping photos of them. The guys from alexis also want me to tour with them. Ryan Gosling and James McAvoy call to ask me out. I love them both, but I feel uncomfortable with how they broke up with their respective significant others for me. Kristen Bell wants to know where I got one of my awesome belts from. Davey calls just to say hi from Japan where Beat Union are touring.
- I call Hardware to make sure that everything is running smoothly. The manager informs me that the music store I co-own is running beautifully. Everything is a-ok for the 311 in-store performance this afternoon. The joint paper/coffee shop that I own next door is also doing steady business.
- It’s time for lunch! I drive to a great sushi shop and meet Tahmoh for food. We have great conversation, though it’s slightly tinged with a bit of tension. I suspect that Tahmoh wants to be more than friends, but I am waiting for him to make the first move. He tells me the ongoings of BSG (which will never end as a show) and about what its like filming with Joss Whedon. He films both shows but always has time for me. He is even scheduled for a guest spot on Veronica Mars which got continued as a series years after it was cancelled!
- After lunch, I’m looking forward to taking the afternoon off to read in my big comfy penthouse loft near Stanley Park but I get a call from a magazine. They ask if I can do some special, special freelance writing and come in to interview Royal Wood? Royal requested me as his interviewer. Whew, how can a girl say no, eh? So it’s off to Richmond to interview Royal.
- I get home, just in time to cook a great meal, the best anyone has ever tasted. Then it’s 6:00 pm, and my book club members start coming in for our joint dinner/book club session. Sarah Slean thinks that Patricia Briggs is a great author. I concur. Mary Louise Parker starts talking about the Book Thief and we have a rousing conversation about it.
- Suddenly it’s 9 pm and everyone is starting to filter out for the night. I bid them all good night and prepare to relax. My bell rings. I answer the door, it’s Tahmoh! He tells me that he loves me, always has, and wants to be with me. I tell him that I’ve always felt the same. We have a deep heart-to-heart conversation, one that leaves us both breathless and excited by the possibilities.
- Afterwards, there’s just enough time for me to read and finish a book before turning in for the night.

…..waahhhh? What’s that annoying beeping sound?......oooohhhh…….I don’t wanna wake up……. Snoooozzzeeee……..!!!!!