NAME: Nosferatu-Chin-Chin
SEX: Male
NATIONALITY: Chinese
LOOKING FOR: Relationship, fling, friendship
AGE: It’s hard to keep track these days. Ballpark figure: 780 years old?
HEIGHT: 2” (though ladies, you know what they say about short men….)
INTERESTS: sucking blood, immortal life, long walks by the sea, Oprah, Yanni during a bath, and cannibalism- the usual stuff.
My name is Nosferatu-Chin Chin, though my friends call me Nos-Chin for short. I realize my picture doesn’t do me justice but I am looking for a lovely young lady who doesn’t mind that I am a decaying Chinese vampire who needs to hop from place to place. No racists or discriminators please! Preferably open-minded and tolerant, with a smoking bod. Must like strawberries and Yanni.
I am clean, polite, and like good books. I’m especially a fan of the latest Oprah book club pick (and Danielle Steele can do no wrong). I keep my crypt in impeccable shape. You’ll never have to worry about stained sheets or clogged toilets when you stay over. Sound sleepers only! Then it’s much easier to ignore the screams coming from the corner. I am very thoughtful and considerate.
I am unable to tolerate sunlight, and only come out during the night, so please only contact me if you are a like-minded night owl. And for the last time, I have a severe allergy to UV rays so no, I will not be your date to your sister’s beach wedding in Hawaii.
For the sake of honesty, I confess that I only subsist on a diet of human blood and flesh, but I promise I don’t bite (unless of course you like that sort of thing. In which case, definitely contact me!)! You’ll never have to meet my parents (I ate them 800 years ago), so you will never feel parental pressure in a relationship with me.
I promise that it will be nothing but fun with Mr. Nos-Chin! Though sometimes when those pesky vampire hunters find me and place a scroll paper on my head, I might be incapacitated indefinitely for a period of time (Note to self: perhaps that should be a 4th date confession….), but I promise you baby, I’ll always come back to you.
So again, that’s Nos-Chin (no last name), Reference #34679. Nos-Chin will blow your mind and dance you around the world. I’m just waiting for that special lady. It might be you, I’m waiting for your call baby.
SEX: Male
NATIONALITY: Chinese
LOOKING FOR: Relationship, fling, friendship
AGE: It’s hard to keep track these days. Ballpark figure: 780 years old?
HEIGHT: 2” (though ladies, you know what they say about short men….)
INTERESTS: sucking blood, immortal life, long walks by the sea, Oprah, Yanni during a bath, and cannibalism- the usual stuff.
My name is Nosferatu-Chin Chin, though my friends call me Nos-Chin for short. I realize my picture doesn’t do me justice but I am looking for a lovely young lady who doesn’t mind that I am a decaying Chinese vampire who needs to hop from place to place. No racists or discriminators please! Preferably open-minded and tolerant, with a smoking bod. Must like strawberries and Yanni.
I am clean, polite, and like good books. I’m especially a fan of the latest Oprah book club pick (and Danielle Steele can do no wrong). I keep my crypt in impeccable shape. You’ll never have to worry about stained sheets or clogged toilets when you stay over. Sound sleepers only! Then it’s much easier to ignore the screams coming from the corner. I am very thoughtful and considerate.
I am unable to tolerate sunlight, and only come out during the night, so please only contact me if you are a like-minded night owl. And for the last time, I have a severe allergy to UV rays so no, I will not be your date to your sister’s beach wedding in Hawaii.
For the sake of honesty, I confess that I only subsist on a diet of human blood and flesh, but I promise I don’t bite (unless of course you like that sort of thing. In which case, definitely contact me!)! You’ll never have to meet my parents (I ate them 800 years ago), so you will never feel parental pressure in a relationship with me.
I promise that it will be nothing but fun with Mr. Nos-Chin! Though sometimes when those pesky vampire hunters find me and place a scroll paper on my head, I might be incapacitated indefinitely for a period of time (Note to self: perhaps that should be a 4th date confession….), but I promise you baby, I’ll always come back to you.
So again, that’s Nos-Chin (no last name), Reference #34679. Nos-Chin will blow your mind and dance you around the world. I’m just waiting for that special lady. It might be you, I’m waiting for your call baby.
2 comments:
With that kind of description what woman could possible resist. Altough you did have me till you said the part about incapacitation. However, a good woman could make it work.
What do they say about short men?
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