Sigh. Dating is hard.
I’ve been seeing someone. Or at least I was. Lovely, beautiful girl. Funny, considerate, and oh, so much fun! Her name is Bella, and she has this crazy blue hair that I just want to dig my face into and pet! I could really feel myself falling for her.
She told me last night that she thinks we should just be friends. Apparently, I am considered a Voodoo Doll, and she is part of the String Doll Gang. She doesn’t think her friends and family would approve since they consider themselves to be the superior version. They claim my kind is poorly constructed and flimsy. I don’t get it! Aren’t we all string? Isn’t it all the same?
I feel pretty sad. I’ve been hopping to and fro, and I’ve eaten all the comfort flesh in my freezer. Right now I don’t think I could eat any more flesh and blood soup. I don’t know what to do. Sigh. Even Yanni isn’t cutting it for me.
I’m a Voodoo Doll; She’s part of the String Doll Gang. Can you imagine? Isn’t that discrimination? Yeah, yeah, I think it is! And didn’t I explicitly say “no racists or discriminators”? Hmmph! Bitch may have been funny but is clearly dumb or illiterate. Perhaps both. And Nos-Chin does not moon over a bitch who can’t read!
Stupid string doll gang! Who do those assholes think they are?
I’ve been seeing someone. Or at least I was. Lovely, beautiful girl. Funny, considerate, and oh, so much fun! Her name is Bella, and she has this crazy blue hair that I just want to dig my face into and pet! I could really feel myself falling for her.
She told me last night that she thinks we should just be friends. Apparently, I am considered a Voodoo Doll, and she is part of the String Doll Gang. She doesn’t think her friends and family would approve since they consider themselves to be the superior version. They claim my kind is poorly constructed and flimsy. I don’t get it! Aren’t we all string? Isn’t it all the same?
I feel pretty sad. I’ve been hopping to and fro, and I’ve eaten all the comfort flesh in my freezer. Right now I don’t think I could eat any more flesh and blood soup. I don’t know what to do. Sigh. Even Yanni isn’t cutting it for me.
I’m a Voodoo Doll; She’s part of the String Doll Gang. Can you imagine? Isn’t that discrimination? Yeah, yeah, I think it is! And didn’t I explicitly say “no racists or discriminators”? Hmmph! Bitch may have been funny but is clearly dumb or illiterate. Perhaps both. And Nos-Chin does not moon over a bitch who can’t read!
Stupid string doll gang! Who do those assholes think they are?
2 comments:
Nosferatu chin chin what do you think about Koreans? I know I am not a string doll but if you are willing to take a chance. I know I am!
Woman, never can tell what slope of their bi-polar minds they are going to be on Nos Chin. Don't sweet it man. There are plenty more at the mnufacturing facility to chose from.
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