Sometimes I feel as though I am underappreciated. I am smart and funny goddamnit! But people don't laugh, or feel compelled to have comments about things that I write, and more than anything, they don't write odes testifying to my brilliance! I want worshippers, and people who idolize me goddamnit! I am underappreciated. I want people to read my musings and thrash around because they are either a) laughing so hard at my brilliance or b) because they can't comprehend my brilliance; it is simply too great for their little minds to take. And really, all I want is to be loved on a global scale. Love me. Please?