So, as I was reading my blog today (because yes, I am an avid reader of my own brilliant work!), I found myself getting sad. Mostly because as you scroll down my prolific 4 blogs, it all says "0 comments". How depressing. 0 comments! I want comments! i warrant comments! I like comments! I welcome comments! In fact, I lllooooooovvvvvvvveee commments. So pooh to those of you who feel that I am not "commentable", I will make up for your lack!

Comment 1: L, you are brilliant. this is the best writing I have read in agggeees. Shakespeare never wrote so good.

Comment 2: Tim McIlrath is my hero too!

Comment 3: You are too cool for country music.

Comment 4: If Jesus was a cool geek, he would want to be like you.

Comment 5: Birthday wishes for Koreans are undeserved if the same Koreans can't be bothered to comment.

So there.